“Have you seen the proof yet?” John, almost leaping out of his chair, says to Carl.
Carl responds, “What proof?”
Eyes wider, voice a bit higher, John replies, “Whaddaya mean, what proof?!? The VM proof. The proof that we’re living inside a computer! It’s all over the news! EVERYONE’S talking about it.”
“Oh. That.” Carl says flatly. “You don’t believe that nonsense,” he paused and offered a closer look at John, “do you?
“Ya I do! It’s crazy, I know! But it makes complete sense. Haven’t you been following this?”, John pauses. “I can’t believe you’re not following this….the proof is so simple… he laid it out perfectly.”
“First, the Taoists knew it, that reality was not what it seemed, that there was something outside of us, bigger than us. Next, the Greeks realized that there’s another type of existence, the Platonic realm. They also started toying around with motion and the associated paradoxes. They were right, in certain respects. Nothing moves.” John, realizing he is talking too fast, slows down and takes a breath.
Carl takes advantage of the momentary silence, “Ahhhh. Come on. I can’t believe you believe this.”
“Oh, I believe it! You wanna know what’s next? The LHC. You know what that is?…” John waits, sincerely hoping for a response. “They’re trying to hack their way out of the universe. Some scientists think they can leave! That’s nuts, but I – ”
Carl interrupts. “Ya, I heard about them. You know what else I heard, that if they’re right and if they keep trying, that some people think the universe will implode to protect itself.”
“Hahhahaa… that’s funny. You mean, they think it’d reboot?” John laughs, then suddenly gets quiet. “Wait, that’s kind of a good point. I mean, wait. Wait. Wait! They shouldn’t do that. They’ve gotta stop!”
“Hey, you seem concerned. You really believe this, don’t you.”
“Ya. And they’ve gotta stop.” John is no longer amused.
“Oh. Well, they’re planning the first full powered collisions today.” Carl says, a little paler in the face.
rm universe:23489072349087034556565 mk universe:23489072349087034556566
:: command failed. permission denied. anomaly detected.
Fffsssssssssssssst.
“Shit. You’re right. Damn it. Hey, what’s that so–”
“I didn’t hear anything. What are you talking about?”
rm universe:23489072349087034556565 -f mk universe:23489072349087034556566 -f
:: command failed. permission denied. anomaly detected.
Fffsssssssssssssssssssst.
“There! There is again! What is that so–”
su god
rm universe -r mk universe:23489072349087034556566
:: universe 23489072349087034556567 created.